From Fox News:

Derek Jeter, Albert Pujols and baseball’s other greats have barely begun spring training, but a mathematician from New Jersey already knows what kind of season they’ll have. And if you’re a Mets fan, never mind what Yogi Berra said. It’s over and it ain’t even started yet. The Amazin’ Mets will come in third in the NL East, according to Bruce Bukiet, an associate professor of mathematical sciences and associate dean of the College of Science and Liberal Arts at the New Jersey Institute of Technology.

But, but, where are my beloved Cincinnati Deds??? The nerve of this guy! I don’t care what this dude says, hope still springs eternal. Read the whole disheartening thing.