Colorado Boy, 7, Reportedly Faces Suspension for Tossing Imaginary Grenade

Common, please meet sense. It’s a good thing I grew up when I did. Otherwise, if this kind of behavior lands you on the naughty list, I would surely have been on death row by the time I was 9, given how much time I spent playing army with my neighborhood friends.

From Fox News.

A Colorado second-grader may be suspended from his elementary school after he disobeyed a key rule of no weapons, real or imaginary, when he tossed an imaginary grenade Friday during recess and went, ‘pshhh,’ to indicate that the imaginary device detonated, KDVR.com reported.

Alex Watkins,7, who attends Mary Blair Elementary in Loveland, said he was playing the game “Rescue the World.” He plays the role of a heroic soldier out to rid the world of an evil threat.

His duties led him to throw the imaginary grenade into a box he pretended contained evil forces. He said he didn’t make any threats and was playing by himself, KDVR.com reported.

Read the whole bizarre thing.